"Go look outside."
"Mom, can't you just tell me what's outside? I'm doing things right now."
"Just go look outside."
"...The gazebo fell down."
"Isn't that much more exciting than me telling you the gazebo fell down? I provide you with these adventures so you don't try to seek them out in illegal narcotics."
"Mom, can't you just tell me what's outside? I'm doing things right now."
"Just go look outside."
"...The gazebo fell down."
"Isn't that much more exciting than me telling you the gazebo fell down? I provide you with these adventures so you don't try to seek them out in illegal narcotics."