"Toucan? No, one-can."

"D-d-d-anilo... I think your yoghurt is really cool... NO WAIT I MEANT DANINO!"

"Whoring is fun and profitable."

"Did you finish your dumb-dumb bitch drinks?"

"You know, Claire doesn't eat the meat unless it's attached to the man."

"Mom do I cut the whole clove of garlic?"
"Just the head...

that's what she said."