"She shudders when a bus drives by and it's like 'ffshppffthffshhptt'"

"(whispering) I'll give you some of her baby pictures, some of them are showing her vagina"

"Part of the mystique of shotgunning a beer is waking up in the morning, reeking of beer and going, 'Yeah, bitches,'"

"Miniature ponies miniature ponies miniature ponies you guys missed the miniature ponies,"