"Imagine the moustache ride on that one."

"I'm not saying fuck-all."

"That was so adorable! And I wasn't even drunk..."

"Isn't a queef when you fart and it comes out the front?"

"My brother knew this guy who would pull his scrotum down and staple it to his leg"

"Want some lube?"

"We're gonna brand condoms with Manwhore and Slut... Wouldn't you buy them then?...

Then there would be a brand for those intense whores and sluts.. Manwhore Extreme and Slut to the Max..."

"Look at that pantry... God it makes me wet"

-silence of blogpost update-

"Awwww shit."