"It's hot in here."

"No mom, it's actually a nice temperature."

"You guys are fucked up."

"I had six gay guys rolling around in the back of my van."

"He gave me this big wet gay kiss and I said, Clint stick to boys."

"The chimpanzee was literally mouth-raping the frog."

"I know this guy who, when he went on his honeymoon with his wife to Thailand they went to a tiger farm and one of the tigers in the cage ejaculated all over his face and in his mouth."

"Toucan? No, one-can."

"D-d-d-anilo... I think your yoghurt is really cool... NO WAIT I MEANT DANINO!"

"Whoring is fun and profitable."

"Did you finish your dumb-dumb bitch drinks?"

"You know, Claire doesn't eat the meat unless it's attached to the man."

"Mom do I cut the whole clove of garlic?"
"Just the head...

that's what she said."