"You have something on your chin and it's not cum."

"We appreciate a little tasty carpet every now and then."

"You can't teach big penis."

"I wonder if the plants like beer."

"Don't sit on the toilet seat at the Roxy, you'll get pregnant."

"It's not that I can't hear you, it's just that I'm ignoring you."

"It's not that you are not an exceptional dog-fucker..."

"One time, when I went to the Anza Club, I saw a guy dressed up like a giant penis."

"At some point in my life, I want to be a mob boss."