"It's an ass-quake!"

"Google Ron Jeremy."

"I wish I could say 'nigger' without getting beat up."

"My nerd clitoris just got hard"

"I'm looking right into his ballsack...
What is that, if not an Ogre ballsack."
"They look like labia actually."

"How do you make a purse out of placenta?"

"You should make a pot-gingerbread house!"

"I'm so on chatroulette right now Mom. I just saw like 18 dicks."

"...Lucky..."